Pass the Pretzels?

If you masturbate in a coffin with a bunch of skulls around in front of other males is that a form of a homosexual orgy if others are doing it too? If there had a camera in their dungeon, would they be filming "gay porn"?

If George W. Bush was "Freebasing" cocaine does that mean he was sucking on the "Glass Dick", a term Crack Cocaine abusers have for each other for using the drug?

Does the Oval Office smell like ass?

Should people that are involved in activities such as this [click] be in charge of the country?