Do you want to Smuggle Drugs? Well ... the TSA takes bribes ...

Note: I do not think that anyone should not even try drugs. I am not advocating the smuggling of drugs. Nor, do I, suggest that you bribe any official, ever. 

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"Three Transportation Security Administration agents allowed a drug trafficker to smuggle tens of thousands of dollars in cash and prescription painkillers from Florida to Connecticut on domestic flights in exchange for hundreds of dollars in bribes, the U.S. attorney for Connecticut said Tuesday afternoon ..." [more]