The Popping Balls of a Narcissist?

I have been told about a man that keeps impregnating women and for the most part refuses to support them and does everything and anything he can not to.

Then there is the pot smoking and drinking.

Add in the trying to strand and inconvenience the mother(s) of his children, allegedly. I need proof from satellites and my own tinfoil hat squad to confirm the identity of the perp, before I go posting any names, ok girls? (or should I say ladies as I don’t want to be accosted and ruined out on a golf course)

I am one for non-custodial rights of parents, grandparents rights, and for not throwing all and everybody possible in prisons to massively defraud the Federal Taxpayers.

I am trying to place a face or name on the individual or know if he truly even exists or not. I get some interesting, “out there”, and just plain misleading stuff in my email. The African Scams regarding somebody wanting me to cash their million dollar check for a handsome fee to be paid to me is just pissing me off to no end. I guess that is a whole altogether rant.

Back to the rant at hand, overheard at the “juice bar” as I am staying away from the hops and the 12 year old Scotch, Single Malt, that I like so much over ice, something very, very interesting as I heard too many times on the show, “Laugh In”.

Not that I think I have a drinking problem, but the story, I think is fictional of a guy named [snipped] that a bunch of women [kiddingly] may have suggested they take out on a golf course, step on his hands with steel tipped golf cleats, take an anvil off a golf cart, and ask the guy if that hurts before the other one goes, “Pop”

You “girls” are just plain sick. Don’t even put thoughts like that in my head, or I just may never drink again and make sure that if I actually think I might have an opinion, I’ll ask the first available woman what it should be, then again … I’ll probably stay off a golf course if I see a bunch of dangerous looking women trying to hide an anvil and mallet from my sight.

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added August 12, 2006, at 3:07 PM:

Do you wear plastic shoes, don't eat meat, and does your fat ass rarely leave the couch?

Golf declared illegal especially for married white men on weekends

This post names names and wasn't meant to be funny (here), a person should be able to write what he or she wants in a letter to the editor and complain to police when vandals and criminals threaten one's life, family, and home. Police should do something about heroin and crack cocaine dealing, not falsely arrest a property owner over police laziness and arrogance.

The above were equally fun to write.